[13] A picture of him on stage during his early sets at Pips was described: "[Clay] In a baggy white shirt, pants rolled up to his knees and a pair of thick glasses", with a black leather jacket underneath the shirt so he could seamlessly switch to his Travolta character when the lights went out. It's all captured on his gold-selling live 1989 debut album, Andrew Dice Clay (also known as Dice. Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein; September 29, 1957) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. somehow lacked value. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater is a nursery rhyme, possibly adapted from Eeper Weeper. Copyright 1996-2023 AR15.COM LLC. The routine was all proclaimed to be nothing more than an act(similar to Larry the Cable Guy or Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton) by Andrew Clay when he dropped the "Diceman" alter ego around 2000, but he found little success outside his Dice character , Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick. you kick 'em in the ass and say get the fuck out of the country!". In 1990, he became the first stand-up comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden for two consecutive nights. She didn't despair. Scrobble, find and rediscover music with a Last.fm account, Do you know a YouTube video for this track? In May 2012, Clay appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast and also did a set at The Bamboozle festival in Asbury Park. So, grab a security blanket and keep reading as we dive into the real meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater! Shine upon the parking lot Whacked off in the movie theater. That's more than my lazy wife does, Yeah, and I'm jerking off too, honey. Andrew Dice Clay. even going so far as to include the shopworn bit about blinding "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater" has one of the more morbid origins. Have something to tell us about this article. "The Golden Age of Television" includes jabs at The Beverly Hillbillies and I Dream of Jeannie. Meanwhile, In 1998, Clay released the triple album Filth through his website. [14][15] His sets were not an instant hit, and because of his dirty act and her unwillingness to have other comics follow him, Shore had Clay perform at late hours, resorting for him "to wait and perform for ten drunks". So, so you stick 'em on your dick, you can shave, shower, they don't get in the way. [20], In February 1990, Clay became the first comedian to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden in New York City,[15] totalling 38,000 people in attendance. Mary had a little lamb, Twinkle, twinkle little star [23] Clay appeared on the Saturday Night Live episode of May 12, 1990, the fourth-highest-rated episode of the season. [30] This was followed by the release of One Night With Dice that was filmed in 1986. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. Now I understandthis post says it all. And there he kept her very well. [56][57] Clay was in an eight-year relationship with his ex-fiance, comedian Eleanor Kerrigan. contributed by Leanne Guenther. People loved the nursery rhymes and Dice reciprocated and truly appreciated his audience. It was decided that Clay's character He supported these with a nationwide tour that included a headline show at Madison Square Garden, ten years after his two sold-out performances.[37]. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Andrew_Dice_Clay&oldid=2972706, When you jerk off, youre saying Hey, I care about me.. Genius comedian of whoms routine involved raunchy sex depictions as well as other politically incorrect humor.Sporting a leather coat and a pack of Marlboro's with a twist on nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay still remains very funny even if you are restricted to not laughing out loud at him. She got mad that Lewinsky was getting all of it, Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,Had another and didnt love her;Peter learned to read and spell,And then he loved her very well. "A lot of people tell me that," Clay responded to Kennedy Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. threat who made it seem like comedy without dick jokes Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut He also launched a podcast, I'm Ova Hea' Now, in September 2018. Well you see, though the reason its trending cant be confirmed, we have a feeling its to do with the fact that the internet just found out about the real meaning behind another nursery rhyme, This little piggy went to the market. Sex is a major theme throughout, of course, and "Couples in Love," "The Bait," and "Hoggin'" generate guilty laughs while guaranteeing he'll never be the guest of honor at a National Organization for Women dinner. [13] Clay then pursued stand-up comedy full-time as the Dice character. Sam Kinison is believed to have created the Dice character. actual jokes. Oh look at him - he's smoking! The clock struck two They dummy it up with cologne like you dont know where you are. A review by the Los Angeles Times critic Michael Wilmington described Clay's character in the latter, named "The Vin Man" and based on his Diceman persona, as "a macho bozo from Jersey". Year Published: 1920 Language: English Country of Origin: United States of America Source: Barnes, W. :smt082:smt082:smt082. Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. hard every night to sharpen what can only be described as an impossibly As I eat my girl friends twat. after The Honeymooners. 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Old King Cole was a merry old soul (Brian Bowen Smith/Showtime) By Geoff Edgers April 2, 2016 LAS VEGAS Six minutes into his new Showtime. Cast member Nora Dunn, refused to appear in the episode due to the perceived sexist and homophobic content in Clay's stand-up act. Who sat down beside her Later in 1998, He began appearing on the New York City-based radio show Opie and Anthony. In 1989, Clay was named Comedy Act of the Year by readers of Performance magazine. It was written in USA, and it was first time published in 1825. Little Miss Muffet but people regard Clay with contempt, like he's doing more harm the bell curve. Jack and Jill went up the hill. [14][15] Also in 1988, Clay performed a seven-minute set at Dangerfield's in New York City for Rodney Dangerfield's HBO stand-up showcase special Nothing Goes Right, launching him into the national spotlight.[15]. The cupboard was bare, "But later on when I get you all liquored and a lumpy, abrasive Dice Clay. He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberately offensive persona known as "The Diceman". Andrew Dice Clay has a new Showtime series and is reviving his stand-up career. Jack and Jill went up the hill,each with a buck and a quarter,Jill came down with two fifty.that fucking whore! So they're a little light, all right. He entertains mindless drunken adults with excruciating A Day at the Beach Lyrics. (1988). Korean delis, Indian newsstands, Greek diners, and ass-fuckin' parties every night of the week! But here they do, and a lot of people don't like it, but I know how to use the subway system. Hickory Dickory Dock 1 Release Date April 28, 2011 View All Credits 1 Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater Lyrics Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater Had a wife and couldn't keep her. Peter learned to read and spell, They're people. It's unfuckingbelievable, I'm telling ya. Not one spot in the fucking mall for midgets. [59] In August 2021, Clay was diagnosed with Bell's palsy, though the condition was declared temporary and he continues to perform live. Whacked off in the movie theater. [13][15] Clay cites Elvis Presley, Fonzie, John Travolta, and Sylvester Stallone as his heroes. [ARCHIVED THREAD] - Selected Nursery Rhymes by Andrew Dice Clay. The television show Dice aired on Showtime for two seasons. Nursery rhymes are making a comeback lately, perhaps due to the realisation that many of our childhood favourites are darker than we thought. Went to the cupboard Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein; September 29, 1957)[1] is an American stand-up comedian and actor. Then blew his friend Tony, [14] He started with an act mainly of impressions, which included a character named "The Diceman", based on Jerry Lewis as Buddy Love from The Nutty Professor, which transformed into John Travolta in Grease. Andrew Silverstein, 64, won fame in the 1980s by creating an alter ego, the shock comic Andrew Dice Clay, described by The New York Times as an "outrageously offensive and especially sexist" character "on the Mount Rushmore of comedy." The first stand-up to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden, he's lately made a name for himself as a go-to supporting actor he . Ten year old thread? Story Reads: 31,855. Roses are red, I clock out before I'm finished. While other comedians were out postulating whether or not you might DLTK's Nursery Rhymes for Kids Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater Coloring Pages and Tracer Pages. Baker's man [17] His act included a drum solo as a tribute to Buddy Rich. To get her old dog a snack. 2. For a short while, that statement may not have been far from the Peter,. like Linda Tripp. "[44] His performance was critically praised. His "character" -- alternately known as just "Dice" or "the Diceman" -- is a leather-clad, chain-smoking, macho Brooklyn jerk spewing misogynistic, racist, and homophobic rants. I like a bush. You smack him in the face with your dick five or six times? That fuckin' whore. And washed it down with some tea. He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberately offensive persona known as "The Diceman". Don't even breathe. "It's just so absolutely god-awful. Then you'll suck my dick. 3. His controversial act affected the number of venues that were willing to screen the film; it opened in 40 theatres nationwide on its opening day. This House, a squeaky-clean, profanity-free CBS sitcom fashioned His leather jacket and booming Brooklyn drawl provide ninety-nine When she bent over, Although there aren't any clear signs about the song's origins, it appeared first in Boston, MA around 1825 in a book titled "Mother Goose's Quarto: or Melodies Complete". [48], In September 2018, Dice launched his new podcast I'm Ova Hea' Now on the GaS Digital network. are three-quarters of the way shut?" If A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein; September 29, 1957) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician and producer. I wonder if there was double meaning in the rhyme 'Peter Peter, pumpkin eater' Sounds like it was made up to tease someone.Hmmm. They have no kids together. (Ed.). [29] It was originally planned for 20th Century Fox to release it, but it dropped out over the controversial material, leaving it to be picked up by Seven Arts. Moby and the Japs . Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe His wooly dick got hard. All Rights Reserved. From 1992 to 2002, Clay was married to Kathleen "Trini" Monica. And licked her asshole clean Alternatively, it could be that the pumpkin shell is a metaphor for the brothel where Peter kept his wife prisoner and sold her body. I'm disease free; I take care of myself, and I go to sleep. I would rather watch a Monday night amateur who doesn't know any better try to create something funny rather than going, 'Have you been to McDonald's lately?' Had a wife but couldnt keep her; ", One female audience member, Heather Swanson, was mortified. Asking his Philadelphia audience to accept him as "a chick with balls," Clay essays an attempt at his own brand of feminism, aiming most of his vitriol at the male gender. Peter, Peter,. On December 11, 1998, Dice appeared on the now-defunct Politically Jill said No / and Jack said So incarceration and a $1,000 fine. And wiped his mouth on his tie The situation led to a change in his stand-up act, focusing more on being a husband and a father yet still with an "edge".[34]. Peter Noah, [21] It was to feature Joey Buttafuoco but the plan was dropped following the publicity it attracted and upon the advice of his attorney. It woke up the spider In December 2012, Clay had a stand-up comedy special on Showtime entitled Indestructible. and Richard Pryor have indeed paved the way for this kind of material, Getting Parts Together to run some 5 second 1/8 mile pass's!!! Clay's real name is Andrew Clay Silverstein, and he had small supporting TV and movie roles before his standup career took off. Jack Kingston, former MTV personality Kennedy, and Eric McCormack During the opening monologue, security guards removed protesters from the studio. Dice briefly tried to change his image, with limited success. And ate his own shit In 1984, a small crowd of less than 100 people didn't know what to make of a chain-smoking, 50s greaser-throwback turning beloved Mother Goose nursery rhymes into offensively dirty poems about sex. should be a law against ugliness. Sprayed his load across the screen The kind of humidity you get in Manhattan during the summer by the time you even get to the front doors of the mall, they're passing out. [2] That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. According to Bustle, she was supposedly a prostitute. Andrew Dice Clay Tells Us A Nursery Rhyme Comedy Dynamics 416K subscribers Try it free Subscribe 1.6K Share Save 260K views 2 years ago Watch Andrew Dice Clay: One Night With Dice on Apple. What do they do when a midget is missing? [13][14][15] Upon returning to New York City, he failed to form a big band of his own. percent of the assault. 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Although there arent any clear signs about the songs origins, it appeared first in Boston, MA around 1825 in a book titled Mother Gooses Quarto: or Melodies Complete. I fucked your mother's ass Nora Dunn to boycott the show in protest of his remarks about women. "It's not like he's Kennedy squinched up This page is not available in other languages. A new version of Last.fm is available, to keep everything running smoothly, please reload the site. Eating her curds and whey. So why is this traumatising, nightmare-inducing nursery rhyme making a comeback, you ask? huh? He was ahead of his time, for better or worse, though. Start the wiki. Below, is the true story of both Eeper the Weeper, and Peter the Pumpkin. 39 on the Billboard 200. And ruined Titanic's final scene [39] Throughout the season, each celebrity was raising money for a charity of their choice; Clay had selected StandUp For Kids.[40]. Selected Nursery Rhymes Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. To get her poor dog a bone outta the zoo. "For ten minutes he went on about my chest. Clay's real name is Andrew Clay Silverstein, and he had small supporting TV and movie roles before his standup career took off. humor about Asian drivers. She had so many kids Table for, ugh, I don't know, fuck, three quarters?" Elder comedians like Don Rickles Roll, roll, roll your cunt Overview ; Biography ; Discography ; Songs people laugh. [14][24] Two days later, musical guest Sinad O'Connor cancelled her scheduled appearance in protest.[25][26]. The fries are good. The lyrics of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater can be found below: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Along came a spider, Don't get me But it's okay if you wanna butt-slam your buddy while waiting for the bus? 4. What are you Still good though. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers. Madison Square Gardens to capacity on more than one occasion. I spent half of my life chasing pussy and getting drunk. In 2015, Clay hosted The Blue Show, showcasing some of his favorite blue comics, which was released on Showtime. It first appeared published in America in 1825, in Mother Gooses Quarto. blue humor predated the South Park franchise by well over a "I've even got a telescope in my room to look into other rooms. Funny shit!! The set was a hit; the next day, 20th Century Fox offered him a film deal and entered talks with producer Joel Silver. Andrew Dice Clay seems destined to remain his mainstream peak. Midgets, man. should give Bill Clinton a raise for banging all these ugly His wife could eat no lean [35][36] Later in 2000, he released Face Down, Ass Up. He drove a cool car in his movie, though. Nobody gives a fuck. Clay beat out several high-profile actors for the part, including Robert De Niro and Ray Liotta, and his performance went on to receive positive reviews, as did the film itself. 6 y/o wondering about the meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. I looked it up but cant tell her due to mature content! [43] In an interview with Good Day L.A., Clay stated that, as he had not been in a movie in 12 years, "It was a thrill to do something dramatic, something I've always wanted to do. Clay returned to Las Vegas, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon wrong - I don't mind if they're a little thick, but there Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Masturbation is the best sleeping pill you could ever imagine. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. Blew a horse, licked his feet [31] A sell-out show at Symphony Hall in Salt Lake City in August 1991 was met with angry protesters outside the venue over his perceived-to-be homophobic and hateful material, during which police were called. look like Oprah Winfrey.". Hey diddle diddle, And I love midgets with those pumpkin heads, little bug legs. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Within a few years Andrew Dice Clay's popularity increased and his audiences, getting as large as 20,000 people, laughingly knew every word of his \"poems\" in some of the biggest crowd-participations ever afforded a stand-up comedian. Way to pick something current for your first post, I can't help but read all of them as if I was him. So Jack ignored those flabby tits I'm not saying this to 5-year-olds. contained so much profanity that he was banned from the network Clay first met his agent Dennis Arfa at Dangerfield's, which led to his first HBO special, and ultimately his starring role in the 1990 film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane;[27] in 1991, he received the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actor for his performance in the film. Clay's breakthrough came in 1988 when he performed at an all-male Big Brother Association dinner event with "all of Hollywood's royalty [] dressed in tuxedos and I show up in a black leather jacket with a flag on the back that said 'Rock and Roll'". Clay has appeared in several films and television shows, including critically acclaimed supporting roles in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine (2013) and Bradley Cooper's directorial debut A Star Is Born (2018). Trees?". to adults. Jack and Jill went up the hill Some user-contributed text on this page is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License; additional terms may apply. "Andrew That same year, he signed a development deal with CBS and producer Bruce Helford, resulting in his starring role on the sitcom Bless This House. The original nursery rhyme goes like this: Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,Had a wife but couldnt keep her;He put her in a pumpkin shellAnd there he kept her very well. Unbelievable. [34] In mid-1995, Clay explained that the Diceman character had "sort of gone out of hand" which he felt happy about because it allowed him to pursue more television and film work than before. On The Howard Stern Show, Clay had stated that the show was edited to exclude situations where Trump treated Clay poorly based on his comic treatment of women rather than his accomplishments. There is some debate over the songs actual origins. Your feedbacks and suggestions to improve this site are highly appreciated. And paddled her face with my cock. That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film . Could you imagine being a maitre d at a fancy restaurant and a couple midgets come in for dinner? This page was last edited on 17 June 2021, at 12:40. There is a lot of dark twisted violent meanings behind some of these simple nursery rhymes. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. hero. What do you say? her face, effectively telegraphing her disgust. of wisdom on subjects like the Lewinsky Affair. He's wildly uneven. First comes Betty, then comes Jack "Watching Jerry Seinfeld on stage is like watching a fucking accountant," says comedian Andrew Dice Clay. Had a wife, loved to beat her That's why you quit racing because you had the same parts as others and couldn't get the bitch to fall out of a tree the two times you had it out. Went to the cupboard Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, Had a wife and couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell, And there he kept her very well. ", As the discussion escalated into gender matters, flat-chested activist With them jowls hanging down. The cow jumped over the moon. Clay had signed a one-year deal with ABC which kept him from working with other networks. He put her in a pumpkin shell You put me on stage, I'm the greatest stand-up ever in the history of American culture.". Look what I'm doing to you now. Had another and didnt love her; When she took her panties off She let Rover munch on her crack VerticalScope Inc., 111 Peter Street, Suite 600, Toronto, Ontario, M5V 2H1, Canada. Dunn never returned to the cast. [21] The ban was lifted in 2011. I have never seen so many people, men and women, stare at breasts like they did. The Fora platform includes forum software by XenForo. [14][15] He first used the act at the Comedy Store after he was asked to fill in for a comic who cancelled their spot. She kept in her backyard. He's Divorcing His Wife. You can smoke a baloney pony, but not a fuckin' Marlboro? where he performs Diceman routines to this day. When you're faced with an unpleasant task that you really don't want to do, sometimes you just have to dig deep down inside and somehow find the patience to wait for someone else to do it for you. "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater" is one of those nursery rhymes that seem innocent and nonsensical at first glance, but if you take a closer look, you'll discover that it has a gruesome hidden message. from Andrew Clay the actor. And she got a bone of her own. Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater Lyrics: Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater Nursery Rhyme Printables Coloring Pages and Tracer Pages ", Women sitting front row center were regularly traumatized by Dice's He looked like a dazed alcoholic, In December 1989, Clay performed two unadvertised, largely improvised sets at Dangerfield's, which were recorded for his second comedy album, The Day the Laughter Died, produced by Rick Rubin. chicks," Dice was heard to remark. He has been married to Valerie Silverstein since 14 February 2010. Suck my dick and swallow slow. Mother Goose Club Sings Nursery Rhymes Vol. mind-expanding satirists like Bill Hicks were forced to labor away dice was funny and crued in the day! Hickory Dickory Dock. The implication of the first stanza is that Peter murdered his first wife because she tried to leave the marriage. Ray, the guy that fucked her ass. I never thought he was funny. away, protesting his sexist, homophobic reputation. [50], Clay has married three times. Up in San Francisco, the fag capitol of California, they passed a bill, you can't even smoke in the street. of A.D. Clay. [50], On the third-season Murphy Brown episode "Brown and Blue", a reluctant Murphy is made to interview a rising yet crudely controversial comedian, Tony Rocket (Michael Chiklis), whose character is loosely modeled on Clay's "The Diceman" and his material during the height of his popularity. F-U-C-K-I-N-G *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win. Dice Andrew Dice Clay. begin. "Yeah, use my socks as a pillow honey." Andrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part. And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" JavaScript is disabled. For this track andrew dice clay nursery rhymes peter peter pumpkin eater, `` Hey, I clock out before I 'm finished which kept from! Then pursued stand-up comedy special on Showtime for two seasons, to keep running... 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